Sunday, July 27, 2014

Black and White Sunday

So I survived all da strippins yesterday.  I are still super fluffy, which are tuff when it are over 100.  But I got to play in da pool and dat are a fun way to cool down.  And I started a barkapalooza - I got da dog next door goin and da dog across da alley.  But I barked da best!

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Sepia Saturday

Well, today were a pretty good day - I got to go on Zombie Patrol dis mornin and barked some zombies and den I gotta play pool ball dis afternoon.  But I heard somefin bout groomin tonight - I are gonna go hide!

Friday, July 25, 2014

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails

So I were on Guard Duty when I heard da mailman comin down da street.  I started barkin it up like crazy, I were not sure, it might be a zombie mailman.  Anyways, I barked and I barked and den da mailman had da nerve to ring my doorbell.  What da woof???  So I barked him up real good.  Momma opened da door and dere were a package.

It were addressed to me!  And it said it were from Da County Line.  OMD!  Could it be?  Air ribs!!  And all for me.

When I opened the box, I was startled to find a whole Texas BBQ feast just for me!  

Yup, all of it were for me!  Well, I were gettin ready to start woofin it down when I heard my momma's voice.  It were very faint, somefin bout gettin up for our walk.

What da woof?  When I opened my eyes, da MEATZ™ were gone.  It were all a dream.  Rats!  I wuz very disappointed.

Den later today, Finley's momma pulled out da Nilla wafers.  OMD, I luvs me some nillas and I hasn't gotten any in years!

Well, dat made da day better!

I still woulda liked dat BBQ though.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Black and White Sunday

Hey y'all!  Well, it were finally sunny again so I gots to play pool ball.  And my momma finally stopped wif all da computer stuffs, so I gets to write again.  She were doin backups and installin a new operatin system and a whole lot of other borin junk dat meant da computer were busy and I couldn't get to write as much as I wanted.  

At least da cookie supply were not interrupted!

Friday, July 18, 2014

My Writing Process Blog Tour

Hey y'all!  Today I are doin da My Writin Process Blog Tour.  I were invited to dis blog tour by Earl and his momma are Earl's World.

If ya don't know Earl, he are a real cute 4 year old Border Terrierist from all da way over in da You Kay.  And he are real good at agility, he wins all kindsa big ribbons.  So go check him out, he are a very talented pup.

Now, for dis whole Writin Process Bloggy Tour, I are sposed to answer these three questions.  

1.  What am I working on?

Well, I are workin on preparin for da zombie apocalypse.  Wif lotsa of zombie huntin and barkin.  I are also workin on acquirin more stuffies and dresses, my hundreds of stuffies are not enuf.  

Whut momma?  I are sposed to answer what I are writin??

Ok, I are finkin of writin my memwars.  See, dis seems to be a pretty profitable fing, ya lives a long and interestin life den ya writes your memwars.  I mean, prezidents does it, actors does it, so I figure I are more famous and interestin dan dem so I should do it.

It'll have all kindsa interestin stuff like da time I killed 2 and a half skwerrilz at da UCLA campus, da time somebody tried to steal me, my friendships wif kitties, da time momma smuggled puppy me into Albertson's underneath her letterman's jacket and said da baby was kickin when I were squirmin, da time I got petted by a woman who's now a senator (don't worry, I's had lotsa baffs since and gotten all da politshun germ off), my friends in da NFL, my fame on both coasts, da time I dug a giant whole in Arizona, yeah I fink I got some good stories.

P.S., dis are da giant whole in Arizona.

2.  Why do I write what I do?

Becuz it are important informashuns dat needs to be barked far and wide.  And while I tries to bark it all out, I are not sure dat my pals in far away places like Scotland or Australia can hear my barkins.  I try, but dose places are WAY far away.  So I writes it so all my pals can sees it and reads my wisdom and adventures.  Becuz I know I are dat fascinatin dat to not write would deprive dem all.  And den dey would be sads.  Plus, I gotta warn dem bout zombiez so dat dey will not let dem attack and eat brains.  Nobody wants brain-eatin zombies on da loose.  If a brain-eatin zombie ate my momma's brains, who would play pool ball wif me???  Dese are da questions dat keep me up at night and make me writes.

Plus, my hero, Hank da Cowdog writes.  He has bout 60 somefin of his books bout all kindsa cases he solves as Head of Ranch Security on a ranch in da Panhandle.  And well, I don't live on a ranch, but I are a Head of Security, so I figured I should write too.

Dis are Hank, in case ya never has read his books.  Ya really should by da way.

3.  How does my writing process work?

It are all a stream of conshesness fing.  Like, I finks it, I says it.  Like write now I are finkin bout how much I would like a nice juicy rib eye.

See, how I just wrote bout da rib eye?  Dat are how steam of conshesness works.  Now don't worry if ya don't get it, it are very advanced stuff.  Only da bestest most informed Heads of Security know what I are talkin bout.

I always try to include some pictures of me becuz I know I are adorable and dat y'all wanna see a bajillion pictures of me.  Plus, my momma takes dem, so I try to make her feel useful.  Dese are a couple eggsamples.

So here are some pals I are nominatin to keep dis chain join and join in by postin dere answers to dese three questions next week:

1.  What am I working on?
2.  Why do I write what I do?
3.  How does my writing process work?

Oz are a cute lil Cairn Terrierist mix dude from Florida - ya should go check him out.

Stuart are one handsome Scottie dude from Virginias.  And ya know I likes da cute Scottie dudes.

3.  Carrie, Myfie, Ellie, and Millie at Pawed Blog

Myfie and Ellie are a couple westies (yeah, Westie Power!) and Millie is a cute lil shih tzu.  Carrie is dere peep and dey all live over in da Yoo Kay and dey are a bunch of cuties.

Ok, so I hope dis were super informative for all y'all.  Now y'all know some of my bloggin secrets, but don't go tellin everybody otherwise I might have to bite ya in da butt!